The most important parties to attend are the ones you’re not invited to.– Blair Waldorf (via bdfl)
Chuck: Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And you know what you give to everyone Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents.
Blair: Nate's only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey. And at least his lame 90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be: A human being.
Damn that Motherchucker!– Blair Waldorf
bdfl: Hard To Live (In The City) - Albert...
It’s a Queen’s job to protect her King.– Blair Waldorf
Blair: No one likes to be on the groundfloor of a scandal like Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I am a bitch when I want to be.
Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Dan: How do you know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me.
bdfl: Birthday - Leighton Meester