Chuck:Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair:And you know what you give to everyone Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck:Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents.
Blair:Nate's only friends with you out of habit. The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey. And at least his lame 90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be: A human being.